Ass Burgers by Ella O’Shea

I know I don't like trains enough 

or do sums in my head 

though, I hate it when my clothes are

rough and always make my bed. 

I never plan out all my days 

and I don't like science, truly. 

I'm interested in scops and lays 

but forces never move me. 

You'll see me wearing headphones

out but think I'm being rude. 

My face always slinks round

about to form an 'attitude'. 

But who's to say that something's

wrong? I'm 'a joy to have in class.’ 

This sour mouth-taste affirms

my song: yes, these burgers are ass.